Tattoo??

I know. Everyone has one. I still want one.

Here are a couple that I've come across:

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If I were a chef, I'd get something like this.

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If I were a better seamstress.

I'll stick to grading papers for now.

I'm borrowing this adorably elephant tea pot from my mom.
Grading papers requires cup upon cup of tea.